Country Dick

The large member of an African American phallus has 'Country Dick'

Person 1 says: Country boys have good dicks I hear.

Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"

Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.

Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.

by Jack Herrer November 8, 2018

Ox Dick

The impressively sized softie (flaccid penis) that one achieves after using opiates. In the locker room will make other males feel inadequate, and in the bedroom will make your girl excited and happy.

"After taking that handful of vics, I've got some serious ox dick. The things thicker than my wrist!"

by oxcox December 17, 2011

Dick Minich

Someone who is usually calm when sober, but after a few drink transforms into a total douche

After Joe threw back 7 or 8 captain and cokes he turned into a real Dick Minich

by Nicholi Minicholi May 23, 2010

tip dicked

To get stepped and impaled by rocks in the foot or any other region that requires physical touch

Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.

by burntille November 2, 2020

Stim dick

When you take stimulant drugs (such as cocaine, adderall, meth) and your dick shrinks down into a tiny useless appendage

Guy 1 : Did you fuck that thot last night?
Guy 2: Nah man I railed some fat lines of blow last night and I got stim dick bad, I couldn’t get it up at all.

by YungGoat May 26, 2020

Beach dick

When you're at the beach, and you just got out of the cold water. You're laying on the sand, and you try to get a show boner, but the cold causes it to be smaller than it should, and you probably shouldn't show it off.

What's up, ladies? Check out this half-mast beach dick I've got going. It's literally an inch, and a half, at best.

by Pikaderp August 6, 2015

Dani's Dick

Dani's Dick is the most powerful weapon in this world, just looking at it makes your asshairs tingle in fear. Like a mighty katana it will slay all men, women, both, none, and in-between, making them weiner cock obsessive creatures. This straight bladed double edged glorious shaft was so abnormally large that it required the use of a trillion hands to wield it effectively. But before your musty fingers are even able to touch the throbbing piece of gold, you will need to withstand its EXTREMELY captivating and sexy aura. If you stare for too long, your eyes will combust and your very own miniature dick will explode into tiny muffin-looking-hamsters. HARDCORE. Nobody in history has been able to even kiss this magnum king kong phat dong, let alone even survive in its toe curling, back bending, mind numbing, head splitting, butt fucking presence!!! The Dani Dick rules over everyone. Suck it up you twinks (Hamish, Tomie, Finn, Ben, Declan)

"Hey, have you heard about that bootylicious babe's ass destroyer 3000??"

"Oh! You mean Dani's Dick?? Yeah careful, that shit makes you want to pour oil on yourself and jump booty butt naked"

Don't mess with Dani's Dick.

by FinnsMumEnjoyer May 5, 2022