flat-backed

Describes someone so outrageously drunk they end up horizontal—usually on a couch, the floor, or wherever gravity decides they should be. Comes from the image of someone literally being on their back, flat as a pancake, because standing is no longer an option.

"Bro was so flat-backed last night, we had to roll him onto a yoga mat and hope for the best."

by Handle Not Found July 12, 2025

Flat Cheese

Slices of cheese; often prepackaged as slices.

What kind of cheese do you want on your sandwich?

Flat cheese.

by Stashish July 22, 2025

Flatback

Reference to a retard or artistic person whos back off their head is flat.

That flatback is tring to bight his own ear.

by Jack Metcoff August 12, 2025

Flat Girther

A overweight person who eats to excess as if thin with a high metabolism, despite the obvious evidence to their rotund appearance

It was clear that Nancy was a flat girther as she ran out the all-you-can eat buffet and was excited for beach season.

by Shewasawhoowah September 27, 2025

Flatland The Film 2007

Flatland The Film 2007 is about Flatland a two dimensional universe occupied by living shapes.

Person 1: Have you seen Flatland The Film 2007 yet?
Person 2: Yeah it’s great!

by CoolCatProductions October 10, 2025

Flatelets

The particle inhaled by those unlucky enough to smell your fart

I breathed in your flatelets. Thanks bruh

by JT1111 May 18, 2025

Flatelet

The poo floater particle lingering around after you fart

That fart stinks so bad I’m pretty sure I just ate flatelets

by JT1111 May 31, 2025