Fake Depression is commonly used in online games. The best way to spot someone faking Depression is them Having a sad face on their avatar or just acting depressed. You can see they say "They want to die" and "I have no friends" or "I slit my wrists" or some emo stuff. Yet, they're playing with 7 of their friends. (Out of 9,000). God I hate seeing fake depression. Don't you? It's sad because depression is a really serious mental illness. Don't fake it, please.
Emo Kid: AUGHHH I WANNA DIE SO BADLY I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND IM TREATED LIKE CRAP!
Another player: Bottom dollar he has fake depression!
Emo Kid: NO IM REALLY DEPRESSED I HAVE NO FRIENDS BOOHOO
Emo kids friend 1: Sup nerds
Emo kids friend 2: Greetin earthlings
Emo kids friend 3: Numa Numa hey there
Emo kids friend 4: Greetings, inferior ones.
Emo kids friend 5: Hi.
Emo Kid: what the fu-
Another player: Bottom dollar he has fake depression!
Emo Kid: NO IM REALLY DEPRESSED I HAVE NO FRIENDS BOOHOO
Emo kids friend 1: Sup nerds
Emo kids friend 2: Greetin earthlings
Emo kids friend 3: Numa Numa hey there
Emo kids friend 4: Greetings, inferior ones.
Emo kids friend 5: Hi.
Emo Kid: what the fu-
by The Dictionary Urban June 25, 2020
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1. A common expression for when a man slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina and after full penetration holds thrust for a full ten second count while staring deeply into "his" women's eyes before reverse thrusting as fast as humanly possible without ejaculating.
2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.
3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.
4. The daring action of a one pump chump
5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team
2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.
3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.
4. The daring action of a one pump chump
5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team
1. Neil: Were you wearing your swishy pants last night?
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.
2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.
3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!
4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.
2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.
3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!
4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man
by Terriers2009 January 7, 2013
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Get the National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day mug.1.)A person who acts like something they are not to gain "popularity" typically a Cheerleader, prep ... anything the like
although popularity is a truly non-existant thing as an example a "popular" girl... is only "popular" amongst her "popular" friends and therefore no more truly popular than a "nerd" "emo kid" or anything else.. because they all more or less have the same ammount of friends
cheerleaders and football players think they are "popular" but in reality they are only popular amongst themselves
the other "people groups" such as "gangsta" "goth" "punks"
"skaters" "hicks" w/e ETC all actually hate their guts and think they are fake peices of shit with no real personailty
2.)someone who basically just follows w/e MTV tells them to like and do... and buys shitty CDS from artists like Ashley simpson , brittney spears , Ne-yo , Cartel , and many other talentless crappy sounding poor excuses of musicians, also dresses in whatever they are told is "trendy" usually crap like hollister ambercrombie and fitch etc etc
3.) basically someone who is just not true to themself and only does things to try to impress other people in an attempt to make friends , often will even do drugs if someone tells them its "cool"
4.)see prep
although popularity is a truly non-existant thing as an example a "popular" girl... is only "popular" amongst her "popular" friends and therefore no more truly popular than a "nerd" "emo kid" or anything else.. because they all more or less have the same ammount of friends
cheerleaders and football players think they are "popular" but in reality they are only popular amongst themselves
the other "people groups" such as "gangsta" "goth" "punks"
"skaters" "hicks" w/e ETC all actually hate their guts and think they are fake peices of shit with no real personailty
2.)someone who basically just follows w/e MTV tells them to like and do... and buys shitty CDS from artists like Ashley simpson , brittney spears , Ne-yo , Cartel , and many other talentless crappy sounding poor excuses of musicians, also dresses in whatever they are told is "trendy" usually crap like hollister ambercrombie and fitch etc etc
3.) basically someone who is just not true to themself and only does things to try to impress other people in an attempt to make friends , often will even do drugs if someone tells them its "cool"
4.)see prep
1.)A girl has no friends and no personality either... so she decides shes going to be a cheerleader so that she will make other fake people friends and hopefully get laid by a football player
A guy with no friends and no personality either decides he wants to be "popular" so he will have friends so he plays football and whatnot
is truly a hollow victory because they are all only friends because they arent being themselves and they basically , waste their childhood grow up to be adults and realize they wasted their childhood by being someone they really weren't... and participating in sports they did not really like
2.)Bob is a fake person , deep down he hates the music on MTV and plays video games when none of his so called friends are around(and never tells them these things), and hates his "trendy" clothes... but he wants to fit in and be "popular" so he does whatever is "current and trendy"
his computer is secretly full of metal music but he has a seperate folder full of pop trendy shit from MTV for when his so called friends come over. etc
3.Ted : hey bob you should try crack ... all the popular kids are doin it man !!
Bob : (tries the crack)
5 years later Bob dies in a crack related overdose
A guy with no friends and no personality either decides he wants to be "popular" so he will have friends so he plays football and whatnot
is truly a hollow victory because they are all only friends because they arent being themselves and they basically , waste their childhood grow up to be adults and realize they wasted their childhood by being someone they really weren't... and participating in sports they did not really like
2.)Bob is a fake person , deep down he hates the music on MTV and plays video games when none of his so called friends are around(and never tells them these things), and hates his "trendy" clothes... but he wants to fit in and be "popular" so he does whatever is "current and trendy"
his computer is secretly full of metal music but he has a seperate folder full of pop trendy shit from MTV for when his so called friends come over. etc
3.Ted : hey bob you should try crack ... all the popular kids are doin it man !!
Bob : (tries the crack)
5 years later Bob dies in a crack related overdose
by Tony_ July 17, 2006
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