David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself
Example 1.
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...
Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...
Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock
by connor-douglas69;) March 16, 2018
David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.
Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?
Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.
Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.
by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021
He is probably asslicking some teacher by now. they are also usually fat and humorless. they think they are chads and constantly harrass girls cuz they think pulling on their hair is considered flirting. and for some reason they always wear shorts no matter what the weather is like.
by David dolenc gay September 20, 2019
David Ketter is the only man who is invincible, who can not be defeated, and the devil himself fears. He is someone you don't want to cross. He is the perfect match for a woman who is a 33.
by InFamousHoneyBadger33 September 20, 2020
by She Smiles at you September 03, 2008
David Carben is the most kindest, loving, caring, funny, handsome person anyone could ever meet. He will never fail to put a smile on your face whenever he’s around. Everyone likes to hang around David because of his amazing, quirky personality. David is the best person that you could ever meet in your life and you are sure to always remember him and keep him dear to your heart.
by David Carben November 23, 2020
A little white billy boy kid, who also happens to love anime and sleep with a bunch of Persona 5 body pillows. Also known as a Filthy Weeb.
by Electrokevon June 13, 2017