crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before

crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"

by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010

gram crap

A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.

Aye yo gram crap stop making a mess! Ehpabbaaa

by Romy.VQ15 February 8, 2021

CRAP APPLE

AN CRAB WITH AN 10 SNAPPIS AND IS AN RED LIKE A APPLE

AH CRAP ITS A CRAP APPLE IT WANTS TO DO A SNAP

by PSEUDYHYDNUM June 4, 2018

crap lowsey

Commonly used by dads and/or parental figures above 40 to insult facial features.

Definition may also vary to the act of shitting in someone’s mouth while pissing up their nose for pleasure.

“Hey son, I hate your crap lowsey face!”
“Dad I promise it wasn’t what it looked like, Sarah just fell on my face I swear.”

by Bobdyllanjohncolt March 31, 2022

crap chaps

Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)

In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.

You're welcome.

The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.

by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022

Crap on boot

To be treated with the same contempt and loathing as crap on someone's boot. This is normally in the work environment.

"Do you feel well looked after in your job"
"Not really, just Crap on boot"

by Kill_crazy January 23, 2024

crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.

A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017