Crab

A person looking or acting very suspicious. Often referring to druggies.

"Whats that crab doing in the park in the middle of the night".
"Theres some crab outside near your car"

by info24 July 13, 2024

Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 5, 2022

Crab

Blood gang members call Crip gang members Crabs due to the color of the blood of the horseshoe crab being brilliant blue.

Crip: sup slob

Blood: sup crab

by Sasquatch loc April 7, 2021

Crab eyes

When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.

Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments

What a lovely view, save for the crab eyes in the foreground.

by Erkk187 May 21, 2022

crab ramsey

THE GREAT ONE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CRAB RAMSEY WILL UNITE EVERYONE WITH FORCE AND PEACE

ALL PRAISE TO CRAB RAMSEY

by Jelliedbacon206 May 23, 2019

Crab Smash

The female version of tea bagging!

You've been Crab Smashed, yo!

by Kaetyne October 11, 2014