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Cock-Meat-Sandwich

Big Bob: Are You Boys Ready for your cock-meat-sandwich
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit
by The1337Arcade.Com August 24, 2008
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baby cock

A affectionate term used to describe extraordinarily small penis.
Aww Craig, is that your baby cock i spy!
by Jen "itty-bitty-titty" Portite September 14, 2008
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cock rocket

Andrew got a cock rocket from watching the strippper
by bungholio17 February 5, 2009
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cockage

a blend of the terms 'cock" and "package", originally used by jessica ******, after complaining about getting it in the butt from her boyfriend, who "had a big cockage"
It was a lubed-up cockage...
IN MY BUTT!
by Guitarman357 August 28, 2004
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grab his cock

A phrase used as a smart ass answer to all questions. Similar to a barrel roll.
Girl:I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.

You: Grab his cock.
by Kidlazarus January 13, 2008
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lobster cock

The state of the male penis after frequent masturbation, usually 5 or 6 times in a day. The end of the bell turns a shade of bright red, similar to that of the colour of a lobster, and smells putrid like a used diaper filled with Indian Food.
Oh, man I was so horny the other night, got major lobster cock!
by Steve.RedFox August 6, 2007
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Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...
"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"
by Mr Marky November 30, 2007
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