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your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.
Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!
by Dunn96 November 28, 2021
mugGet the your potato is fully cookedmug.

Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.
Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.
by Syngyl April 17, 2019
mugGet the Cooked the Cougarmug.

Cooked on coke

When you drink too much fizzy at a refill station you get cooked on coke
These refills are great I'm so cooked on coke
by OddButAwesome95 April 22, 2025
mugGet the Cooked on cokemug.

Cook Islands

Cook Islands is a place that is apart of New Zealand. It is a multitude of Islands, and has a population of 17,500. It is located in Oceania, and the other places New Zealand owns are Tokelau and Niue. I am having an existential crisis that I lost my old Urban Dictionary account and have to wait 29 days to get it back on my dead email address. Did you know, that Cook Islands has its own currency!
Person 1: Omg can I cook at Cook Islands?!!?!?!???!?!?
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(
by tally hall enthusiast August 4, 2023
mugGet the Cook Islandsmug.

Cooked

A person, who smokes/smoked way to much meth and started saying or doing extremely ridiculous and fucked things.
Fuck she’s cooked bro
by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021
mugGet the Cookedmug.

Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
by SoFlorida June 4, 2021
mugGet the Cooking the Kittymug.

National Cooked Day

On this day your absolutely cooked
Person 1 - Have you heard of what day it is?

Person 2 - Yeah it's national cooked day

Person 1 - I hope Ben and smolbean survive 🙏
by TheOneAndOnlyBen April 23, 2024
mugGet the National Cooked Daymug.

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