james fuller cooking

A tall male who has alot of sex

james fuller cooking is a sexy beast

by whiteboy767 May 04, 2022

muck cooked

/muh-k/ /ko͝okt/
adjective

slang term for getting wasted

mega stoned

I got so muck cooked the other night I couldn't find my toes in the carpet.

by Wordsmithingtonburger April 09, 2022

Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 25, 2018

max cook

touches dogs especially pugs

"hey lola come here you dirty girl, my name is max cook by the way."

by fatgrandma December 15, 2023

Riley cook

He is the most gayest person in the world.

Boy#1 “get your hands off Riley cook he is mine!!!”
Girl #1 “go ahead Riley Cook is ugly, and has no lips.”

by Juan Pablo Escobar February 24, 2020

A cook

A person who "cooks" methamphetamine either powdered or crystal, some folks do it to get high themselves because it's not rocket science you can literally do it in your kitchen sink hence "cooking" with chemicals you can find in your local shop. There are different ways- the "shake n bake" and the red phosphorus method.
Now there are some Breaking Bad type of cooking but you're not gonna see an average junkie doing that you gotta have the specific flasks and not only that but the chemicals themselves plus gotta have some chemistry knowledge.
And don't fuck around with meth you don't want that horrible stuff in your life.

-Do you know a cook who can hook us up?
-Yeah Jesse is cooking some crystal in his basement.

by El Sanguinario June 26, 2021