coconut

A codename used to describe a female with a grand caboose that a friend is madly in love with.

"did you hear that redhead banged coconut?"

by therealwollo February 9, 2019

Coconut Curling

Noun:
"Coconut curling" is a local hillbilly name for the common game Crokinoke.t The term Coconut Curling refers to the cookies the word Crokinole originated from. The word was originally "croquignole", which soon actually became a reference to French doughnut like pastries. Eventually, later on, when coconut became more available, croquignole referred to french coconut biscuits. This term is used by few people, mainly decedent's of those in the 1860s who played Crokinole in Dordogne, France. This is an informal, technically incorrect, widley unrecongnized term.

"I played Coconut Curling last Tuesday with Phil and Dave"

by Phillis McCain March 15, 2019

Coconut

An egg head with open holes.

He is some thicccc coconut

by Jokes Gallore March 20, 2019

Coconut

A perrson with the back of there head that looks like a coconut for instance: rowan

The coconut fell on me and i fucking died

by OP_Taequanloco May 13, 2019

coloning

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.

Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.

by A "professional" June 3, 2019

Coconut

When you ejaculate inside of a person of color, preferably of light-brown to dark-brown complexion.

Me: Yesterday I went to the grocery store and had a coconut.
Friend: You mean bought?
Me: Nope.

by HemorrhoidHenry June 29, 2019

Coconut

A word used to be spelled as you are riding dick

Justin: last night Emma was on top and she started to move her hips and spell C-O-C-O-N-U-T, like bro she spelled coconut on my dick

by sakuhachii July 18, 2019