Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself

Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!

by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023

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keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

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Clean Shaven

Man man who has no more genitals and is as blank as a Barbie doll

Shit dude I went trim the hedges and now my dog is clean shaven

by Soak in the bath June 12, 2019

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Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs

I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job

by Klo~D November 16, 2014

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The opposite of dirty. It can mean several other things than just "free from dirt." It can mean good looking, off alcohol or drugs, eating healthier, etc. Clean can mean almost anything that is the opposite of bad. The keyword is almost, check on google or something if you don't know whether your definition is right.

"That counter is so clean!"
"That suit is clean, bro"
"I've been clean for a few weeks now"
"I've been eating clean for 3 months, and I don't even like the taste of burgers anymore."

by kermit37 December 20, 2020

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