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Horse Circle

When you jerk off a one eyed horse , and he keeps trying to see who's doing it with his good eye by turning in a circle.

As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress
"That poor stallion was in a horse circle for an hour before he saw his trainer's face"

Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."
by Urban Gems July 7, 2017
mugGet the Horse Circlemug.

Crop Circle

Shaved pubic area on an otherwise very hairy man
When she removes his shirt she thought of the hairy man “perhaps he is a primate.,” but once his pants came off and revealed a carefully shaven bush she said “no primate would take the time to make that glorious crop circle.”
by Breezewardlycos November 6, 2021
mugGet the Crop Circlemug.

Circle-Kirk

1. a partisan group that only listens to and validates opinions of Charlie Kirk, dismissing any opposing viewpoints.
2. Any viewpoints opposing Xharlie Kirk are actively silenced or rejected. In online forums, this can be done through downvoting or harassing dissenting members. In real-world settings, it can manifest as shunning or shaming those who challenge the status quo.
3. a self-indulgent, unproductive group dynamic where like-minded people uncritically praise and validate the opinions of Charlie Kirk
I went the the circle-kirk but I ended up with a frothy santorum that I didn't ask for.
by Polska_Kielbasa September 22, 2025
mugGet the Circle-Kirkmug.

circling the meat

Waiting for your best friend to turn their back on their mom and then seducing her.
"Hey TD, Michelle looks like she's circling the meat over there. You may want to say something to your mom bro."
by zedsaidhi December 19, 2015
mugGet the circling the meatmug.

Scissor Circle

Similar to a circle jerk but consists of all females instead of males.
Girl1: Where are all the guys at?
Girl2: they've over at Tanner's house having a big circle jerk...
Girl1: well we have all the ladies here, so let's start our own scissor circle!
by SmolPPAznGuy January 15, 2025
mugGet the Scissor Circlemug.

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.
"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"
by bitch squad October 9, 2016
mugGet the jerk circlemug.

Crop Circle

When your cornrows have a bald spot.
"Snoop Dogg had to change his hairstyle so he wouldn't start getting a Crop Circle."
by IsItNeilWithAK September 4, 2016
mugGet the Crop Circlemug.

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