The definition of a Perstine Carl is when your partner deficates and paints your body from too to bottom.
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Get the Perstine Carl mug.At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.
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A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.
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Get the FuckTard Carl mug.A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.
"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
Get the Cluster Carl mug.A very creepy arborist, who employes sex offenders and trims your bushes in a manner to allow him to return later and peek in your winds and spy on you.
Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Homeowner: "why are these bushes trimmed like this?"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
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Get the Peepin' Carl mug.A She-Carl is a father who identified as a mother for the purposes of custody and child support. But he doesn't spend any of the child support on his child.
Kid 1: "why don't you have shoes"
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
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