notorious cat slapper
a monster who slaps innocent cats to gain the power of its soul. by slapping the cat, its soul is directly exposed to Burton and he can suck up all its life force. leaving the cat unfortuantley dead.
Burton also advertises washing machine cleaners and is somewhat of an urban legend.
a monster who slaps innocent cats to gain the power of its soul. by slapping the cat, its soul is directly exposed to Burton and he can suck up all its life force. leaving the cat unfortuantley dead.
Burton also advertises washing machine cleaners and is somewhat of an urban legend.
Oh my Burton
washing machines live longer with Burton
watch out Burtons about... and hes coming for your cat
washing machines live longer with Burton
watch out Burtons about... and hes coming for your cat
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Get the tim burton mug.1) an inspiration to many who aspire to be directors. He makes many think "Holy shit! I could make a way better movie than this guy!"
2) The act of making a shitty movie with an overrated actor who is liked by a bunch of confused 14 year-olds.
3) A sellout who is only popular in "Hot-Topic" culture.
2) The act of making a shitty movie with an overrated actor who is liked by a bunch of confused 14 year-olds.
3) A sellout who is only popular in "Hot-Topic" culture.
1)
A:Have you seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
B:The one with Gene Wilder?
A:No, the one directed by Tim Burton, you know, the one where Johnny Depp looks like Michael Jacson.
B: Fuck that, man! I'd rather give up my left testicle than waste $7 and 2 horus of my life to see that movie.
A: Yeah, I think that Hellen Keller could've made a better movie than him.
2) Hey Johnny, It's Tim. I'm going to make a movie about a bunch of stupid ass characters made out of clay.
Tim, that ship has sailed. Can we do a pirate movie together?
No, not until you give me anal again.
Okay. Gimme the script.
3) Confused Goth Girl: OMFG!!!! I love Tim Buron so much. I practically worship Johnny Depp! I would give my soul to see him and I want to have his babies. I am confused about my sexuality, but I know I love Johnny Depp!
A:Have you seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
B:The one with Gene Wilder?
A:No, the one directed by Tim Burton, you know, the one where Johnny Depp looks like Michael Jacson.
B: Fuck that, man! I'd rather give up my left testicle than waste $7 and 2 horus of my life to see that movie.
A: Yeah, I think that Hellen Keller could've made a better movie than him.
2) Hey Johnny, It's Tim. I'm going to make a movie about a bunch of stupid ass characters made out of clay.
Tim, that ship has sailed. Can we do a pirate movie together?
No, not until you give me anal again.
Okay. Gimme the script.
3) Confused Goth Girl: OMFG!!!! I love Tim Buron so much. I practically worship Johnny Depp! I would give my soul to see him and I want to have his babies. I am confused about my sexuality, but I know I love Johnny Depp!
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