First world rock bottom

The emotional state of being both aware that one owns the tools necessary for survival, while simultaneously feeling apathy and detachment from them due to their poor condition or low quality.

-"Dude! Don't leave your parked car unlocked with the windows down!"
" First world rock bottom. Like I care what happens to it."

by Zpridgen75@gmail April 20, 2017

National Bottom Fragger Day

National Bottom Fragger Day is celebrated on October 7th. On this day, you celebrate the friends that get 0/2/10 every game. :-) Celebrate their efforts in dying at the start of every game and trying their best to support the team even with very few kills.

Yo Jess, happy National Bottom Fragger day!! Thanks for playing Valorant with me and being moral support :)

by marichuuz October 4, 2021

Perfect Bottom Day (PBD)

If you have a PBD, you feel very comfortable at bottoming today. There is no sign of diarrhea and your digestion is just on point. Your poo is neither too soft nor too hard. Maybe you’re even clean without douching!

Eric: „Omg, I have a Perfect Bottom Day (PBD) - not drinking coffee or alcohol for 3 days was totally worth it!“

Henry: „What a waste of my PBD, I can’t find any d*cks to ride.“

Carl: „omg, seems like I have a PBD, I think I should call this f-boy!
Leo: yeah sis, if you have a PBD you should seize the day and call that floppy uncut top and ride that d!“

by GioLit June 4, 2021

top text bottom text

found in intentionally unchanged macro memes

Top Text Bottom Text

by bit125 March 6, 2022

top top bottom top

uber awesome way of describing which screen you are on when playing 4 players on a halo reach custom game.

Ethan: hey man which screen are you on?
Joey: top top bottom top!

Ethan,Joey,Lauren,Zack: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahaahahahahahahahahahah XD

by wildgamerdood October 30, 2011

back bottom gristle lumps

(As seen in "The ladies man", quite simply, it's SHIT, or for the well educated, fecal matter!"

You smell like back bottom gristle lumps...

by skorpionlady September 5, 2005

glass bottom river boat

the act of shiting in a glass bowl while it is placed over your partners head

Hey Toby, I just gave that bitch the glass bottom river boat.

by Kyle Longbrake December 3, 2007