by AWitBaybay July 11, 2011
Solving a Rubik's cube, resulting in an adrenalin induced boner. Like, a rock hard boner. One that could chop down a tree.
He problem solved himself into a rubik's boner
by BeerPenguin April 01, 2018
When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).
Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.
by Candygem729 November 15, 2016
by Comanche February 17, 2017
Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.
Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."
"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."
"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."
"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."
"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."
by Kytay Courtnnifer July 13, 2013
1. when you suddenly get a boner while thinking hard about something
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.
1. One year, when I was filing my taxes, I got an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.
by Awesomeness19 April 29, 2012
Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.
Just say no to boner abuse!
by ZeketheZookeeper April 09, 2017