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Boner Vulture

Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.

Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."

"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."

"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."
by Kytay Courtnnifer August 26, 2013
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intellectual boner

1. when you suddenly get a boner while thinking hard about something
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.
1. One year, when I was filing my taxes, I got an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.
by Awesomeness19 October 2, 2012
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boner abuse

Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.
by ZeketheZookeeper April 9, 2017
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Weird Boner

The instance where a person gets an erection figuratively or literally over an unusual circumstance or over a fictional character
The other day when I watched Return of the Jedi, Slave Leia gave me a weird boner. -or- That prime rib I ate was so delicious, it gave me a weird boner.
by Wade Poole July 23, 2018
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Minion Boner

Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.
Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."
by Jman030303 June 15, 2019
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homo boner

When a man pops a boner when he sees a man that's attractive to him
Jack popped a homo boner when he met John
by Daniel Mythcaster August 11, 2015
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Boner Brain

The phenomenon when a males mind becomes filled with extremely sexual thoughts when one has a boner. In other words a person thinks with their boner.
I had a serious case of boner brain in class and almost spunked my pants thinking of fucking Ms. Williams
by TadBitOfThad May 11, 2015
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