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bionic boner

A massive raging hard on that lasts for hours and hours.
I'm locked, cocked, and ready to rock my bionic boner after a night of chillin on the jig.
by Comanche February 17, 2017
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moany boner

When you have a boner, but it's so strong that you moan.
Why are you so load?
It's because im so hard and have a moany boner
by Shinny momma February 6, 2015
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stoke boner

A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.
"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."

or

"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017
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Craftsman Boner

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.
"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"
by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016
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Weird Boner

The instance where a person gets an erection figuratively or literally over an unusual circumstance or over a fictional character
The other day when I watched Return of the Jedi, Slave Leia gave me a weird boner. -or- That prime rib I ate was so delicious, it gave me a weird boner.
by Wade Poole July 23, 2018
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Minion Boner

Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.
Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."
by Jman030303 June 15, 2019
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boner abuse

Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.
by ZeketheZookeeper April 9, 2017
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