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Railroad Boner

A model train hobbyist who gets an erection to a train passing through a tunnel.
Tony was working on the railroad when a train came through the tunnel causing him to achieve a railroad boner.
by Railfan22 February 8, 2023
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Inward Boner

I just used this little phrase myself.. An inward boner is for a woman who gets excited (turned on) just by the thought of a certain guy.
Wow, All I do is think of you and my inward boner just happens.
by Annalis October 29, 2018
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Weird Boner

The instance where a person gets an erection figuratively or literally over an unusual circumstance or over a fictional character
The other day when I watched Return of the Jedi, Slave Leia gave me a weird boner. -or- That prime rib I ate was so delicious, it gave me a weird boner.
by Wade Poole July 23, 2018
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Marvel Boner

Getting an erection before, during and after watching “Avengers - Infinity War” and keeping it hard by rewatchng all Marvel movies just to go see the movie again.
Dude! I’m so stoked to go see the new Avengers movie “Avengers - Infinity wars” that I’ve had a Marvel Boner for days! Let’s go watch it, you’ll see what I mean!
by Toonis May 31, 2018
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boner oven

Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.
by penishandle June 4, 2018
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Trashy boner

An unwanted boner which someone gets in a public place is known as a trashy boner
Karen called me a simp for getting a trashy boner
by someduck69 November 29, 2022
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Hate Boner

(noun) a hatred so evident it simulates a similar desire of a sexual aspiration. In other words, what Nathan has for Rudy Gobert.
Nathan: HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER HAHAHAHAH BUM HAHAHAHAH HE SUCKS SO MUCH (24/7)
Angelo: Chill out with the hate boner, bro.
by VeanSSJ5 March 29, 2022
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