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Block Shop

When a basketball player blocks multiple shots throughout the game, resulting in almost a business of blocking shots. Hence, block shop.
Jeff: "Did you see Mike blocking shots left and right last night?"

Jordan: "Yeah, he had a block shop and it was open for business."
by JR Roberts December 13, 2009
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write block

A Write block is where you cant write, or cant think of any ideas. (i think.)
Student: Im sorry, i apologize, i had write block.

Teacher: That's really no excuse, you had 2 weeks too write the essay over computer or on paper.
by Kwoffee January 30, 2017
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Definer's Block

(n.) When you can't think of anything to define on Urban Dictionary because almost everything comedic has already been defined.
Guy: Hey man, what's wrong?
Other Guy: Can't think of anything to define, I got definer's block.
by Other_Person March 8, 2020
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smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter
Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."
by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011
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talk blocking

this happens when you are trying to talk to a person and another intrusive annoying person keeps getting all up in the business, making the conversation difficult or impossible
Kendra: Hey did you run into Elias again?

Michelle: Yeah, but Rachel kept talk blocking! What is her problem?

Kendra: Oh she talk blocks anyone she sees as a threat. She knows she has to go to extreme measures to keep his attention.
by moniker1979 June 13, 2014
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toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.
by skeptic_here May 16, 2016
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Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR
I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him
by LessThanLethal February 27, 2020
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