Prick Blind

To be "Prick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Prick Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls in their 50s who peaked in High School

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Prick Blind

by CassieWin November 13, 2023

fee blind

A person who orders take out from an app (ie DoorDash, instacart, instaeats, etc) without realizing that there are fees that the company screws you with including the hidden ones where they inflate the food prices.

Sandrita had a craving for Panda Express and wanted it delivered for ease and comfort but was fee blind to the fact that the kung pao chicken costs extra and that there’s delivery fees hidden in the food despite them saying “Free Delivery”

by Bojizzle2 February 13, 2024

Het-Blind

also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.

where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.

Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"

Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.

Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...

by fox fox April 23, 2024

fecal blinded

The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes

Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders

by BungusFlungus April 29, 2024

The Blind

You're still reading this to them, right?

Hym "Because you should be reading this to the blind. So... Heeeey Blindy... How's it going champ? Yeah, hey, don't worry. I'm not kill a blind kid. That would just seem dishonest. So you're safe. You're fine. Do blinds like kids? I wouldn't think so. If you can't physically see how cute they are they are basically just annoying noise boxes. And they are cute. Super stabbable. Ummmm... Yeah... Glad you stuck around this long. I'll come visit a blind house after all that is over. I'll try to explain to you why goth girls are the best ones. You probably don't understand color or contrast but it's- I'll figure it out. We goochie."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2024

Fallacy Blind Spot

The universal human glitch where you can spot a logical fallacy in your opponent's argument from a mile away but remain completely oblivious to the identical or even more egregious fallacies riddling your own. It's the cognitive equivalent of having flawless 20/20 vision for other people's dirt but wearing smudge-covered goggles when looking at your own. This blind spot turns every debate into a one-sided game of "Gotcha!" where you're always the catcher, never the caught, because your brain helpfully files your own reasoning under "Common Sense" instead of "Needs Inspection."

Example: "He spent the whole call-out thread meticulously dissecting someone's ad hominem attacks, while his entire opening post was a textbook straw man. Classic fallacy blind spot. He's a fallacy hawk when hunting others, but a fallacy ostrich when it comes to his own writing, with his head buried deep in the sand of self-righteousness."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Science Blind Spot

The selective reverence for the authority of science while ignoring its process and limitations, especially when they're inconvenient. This manifests as treating settled science as an infallible dogma not to be questioned (blind scientism) or, conversely, dismissing robust scientific consensus in one area (like climate science) while uncritically accepting it in another (like aeronautics). It's using "science" as a stamp of approval or a cudgel, not as a method for inquiry.

Example: "He had a major science blind spot. He'd quote nutrition studies to justify his juice cleanse with religious fervor, but dismiss decades of climatology as 'just models' because accepting it would mean questioning his libertarian worldview. Science was his priest when it preached what he liked, and a liar when it didn't."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026