water biscuit

a small dietry biscuit which can help you lose wieght.
The most blasphemous insult ever created.

Toby is a water biscuit.
Toby is on a diet. He is eating water biscuits. Mate

by Matt Wilmott January 10, 2006

my biscuit

My bad, my fault (an expression to use when you've screwed up)

"Hey mike"
"My name is steve.."
"ooo shit...my biscuit"

by bossanova April 25, 2009

Whisker Biscuit

The crusted residue left in ones facial hair after performing oral sex on their partner.

Tom: "Hey Jon, you've got something in your beard"

Jon: "Yea, I was muckin' Sally's barn earlier today and she left some whisker biscuits in there. I'm saving them for later"

by Free-Daddy Mac April 1, 2016

sex biscuit

A biscuit that is so good it practically gives you an orgasim.

"Damn, those are some good sex biscuits."

by Angelina :P January 14, 2007

Biscuit Linguistique

Cruel grammar homework all French teachers give

Means "linguistic cookie (cookie as in a "treat")"

French Teacher:"Voici un biscuit linguistique (here's a linguistic treat)

Student: "Aww mann"

by Lumenu December 18, 2018

gama biscuit

when two or more guys cum on a biscut untill the last one cums on the biscuit and the one who last cummed on the biscuit has to eat it

joe:dude you cummed on the biscuit last
bill:i know so now i have to eat the gama biscuit

by justin wells December 8, 2007

pinching a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.

I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010