A bean roaster is the Mexican equivalent to a rice burner. It's a shitty little car that's been tricked out with spinning chrome rims and possibly a spray painting of mother Mary on the hood. What it lacks in power, it makes up for in impracticality; it's not fast and it's definitely not furious, but it's guaranteed to turn heads at any quinceanera.
1. Did you see that bean roaster running from the cops? Those cholos are loco!
2. Dammit! Some bean roaster just cut me off the road!
2. Dammit! Some bean roaster just cut me off the road!
by Young-Master-Bates January 22, 2019
Get the Bean Roastermug. adjective, 1. high-grade. 2. the number of seeds of the Cacao tree (cocoa beans) you would pay for a nice looking whore one thousand years ago. Actually, you could probably get a good deal for eight, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.
by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd August 27, 2005
Get the Ten Beansmug. by FlamingoFangirl December 17, 2019
Get the billy beanmug. by Brett smells so does Matt Tomo ad Brendan April 21, 2006
Get the scrotal beansmug. Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!
Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.
Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!
Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.
Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!
by Washoe March 10, 2015
Get the Dick Beanmug. by mikelito24 June 17, 2012
Get the Real Beansmug. by Knarkle95 June 24, 2014
Get the Jiggle the beanmug.