August

A month in a year

a basic ass month

hey what month were you born in?
oh i was born in august!
your basic asf damn

(this is a joke )

by +vpn+ December 23, 2022

August 20th

this is the day that the most amazing, cutest, most beautiful, sweetest girl ever was born, she would be an amazing best friend/girlfriend.

August 20th is J_______’s birthday? Wow! She’s so nice and sweet!

by i love j<3 March 16, 2024

August 11th

Send a naughty pic to whoever asks ;)

Hey look its August 11th..

Oh bet

by Ayyyoooo? August 10, 2021

2. August

National smash a glass day.

You can smash the glass anywhere. Even ur teachers face, or your bestfriends face. You get extra points if you do it on your siblings face.

"AY FRED COME HERE!" *Smashes a glass on his face* +2point "YOU FUCKIN BITCH!" *smashes a glass in his face too* +4points 2. August

by The real Vikstar123 October 13, 2022

August Hutfles

The GREATEST Radiology Student there ever was.

Did you see August Hutfles lift that patient with only is fifth digit?! That man is going places.

by rayhay33 July 26, 2022

august 7th

august 7th is jordan's birthday <3

"jordan's birthday is august 7th"

by L0veg0r3 August 4, 2021

August 12th

August 12th is national vodka day.

Person 1: “it’s august 12th”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”

Person 2: “Yassss”

by feetlover28447483927 July 29, 2022