Sea cream

Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.

Can I use your sea cream, I need it to moisturize.

by Gunnaplayagain April 30, 2020

sea turtle me

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.

I am bored come sea turtle me.

by Definition magician April 9, 2021

Dirty sea horse

the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.

"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."

by CrazyApple1 February 13, 2023

Sea Yic

when you are at sea with your family, and you put your penis inside your uncles ass and then put it in your sister's mouth. most common in the coasts of Singapore, and oceans around Europe

Did you guys yic at sea?

Sea Yics are the best

by 123454312 April 16, 2023

Sea-nanigans

Shenanigans on the high seas which generally involves ample quantities of rum.

They were headed sailing for a week full of sea-nanigans.

by CaptainSeananigans April 26, 2017

dick sea

The male population in general.

Girl: I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time last night and it was awful!!!!

Friend:Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea......the dick sea. You will find one you like someday.

by Vendetta_driven_gal July 19, 2023

Deep sea nuke

Is when you propel shit out your ass underwater at the speed of sound and the shit jumps up over the waters surface creating a shitstorm

"Dude dont go in the water i just dropped a deep sea nuke"
"Oh Yeah i see the shitstorm dude"

by Deep sea NUKER October 22, 2018