Bruised Arm

A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).

Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.

Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.

by CHEEF KIEF August 26, 2018

straight arm pouring

When you pick up a bottle of Galliano Sambuca (black flavour), using a straight arm pouring it in your mouth.

What started as a lovely Chinese banquet for new years dinner ended up with straight arm pouring, Black lit in the mouth and dancing on the table tops.

by Sam Fitzpatrick January 11, 2011

Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

armed

what are you doing getting the "armed mug" you bastard

person 1: *goes to the Urban Dictionary and searches up armed just to see "Buy the armed mug"

by adjfhjJKDFSJDHFJKHSDKFKDSFHJKS March 2, 2022

foot arm

A leg dumbass

A-“What happened to you foot arm”
B-“A what “
A-“ a leg you fucking dumbass”

by Wall-e want eva August 13, 2018

doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

Your arms are noodles now ok?

That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

by Sore thumb :)))) July 7, 2021

One armed Edelle

When a woman only has one available hand for hand jobs due to having a cast or sling. The female equivalent of the one armed eddy.

After her snowboarding fall she a one armed edelle for the rest of the holiday

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020