Angry Todd

N. A person that makes themself look like an asshat for calling people out for doing something stupid when it is actually their own fault.

V. When involved in an act of sodomy the man prematurely ejaculates and then becomes extremely and excessively angry at their partner, even though the partner is frustrated and I satisfied.

Dude, you're such an Angry Todd! Don't get mad at me your stupid network configure didn't work!

Girl-Oh man! Todd, you came in my ass too fast!

Todd-welk you're the idiot with a tight asshole, you fucking idiot!
Girl- you have a little dick you Angry Todd-er!

by LargeBoner May 17, 2016

angry ladybug

When a female applies any kind of warming or cooling ointment to the body (tiger balm, icy hot, ben-gay, etc.) and then either fails or forgets to wash her hands thoroughly before masturbating. Thus, she creates a burning, tingling, or icy sensation on her lady-bits.

"Dude, does Alice look like she's walking funny to you?"

"I dunno, she was working out with her crush, she probably gave herself an angry ladybug right afterwords"

by ReverendTRON November 27, 2017

Angry Nurse

A follow up to the wildly successful 'Angry Birds' game series. In this installment the goal is to complain for 12 hours straight about your very well paying job that requires you to sit at a computer and chart 80% of the time. Bonus points, hidden levels and new characters are awarded for the amount of time you spend on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Tinder (you'll want to use your cell phone for that bc the hospital proxy blocker doesn't allow you to post half naked selfies) instead of getting off your ass and changing a saline bag the aid who makes jack shit has had to silence the alarm on for the last 20 minutes. Default mode has the player set as a single mother hoping to be turned out by whatever decent looking doctor works the floor. In order to change the settings to an actually friendly, positive person, one has to turn off "bat shit crazy mode".

gamer 1: dude did you download that new 'angry nurse' app? its totally sick!
gamer 2: bro i dont know what the fuck youre talking about, all my character did was bitch about her child's father and complain about patients for 12 goddamn hours straight. i was so depressed after playing i thought about killing myself.
gamer 1: that sucks, i had a couple of addicts on the floor going through DT's and it was hilarious.
gamer 2: i guess...i sure hope nurses aren't like this in real life

by imsonotcoolitsridiculous May 9, 2014

angry waffle

when you ejaculate into a waffle maker and use your semen to make a waffle. You then feed it to your significant other making them chase after you angrily.

Dude, I just fed my wife another angry waffle. Her name is Ronny

by Tamir_69 March 9, 2016

angry slug

when a girl drags her vagina down her partner's body leaving a "slug" trail. What makes it angry is the inclusion of KY warming gel.
If no gel is present it is only a "slug."

I didn't have a towel to wipe off on so I had no choice but to angry slug him.

by cspirate April 17, 2014

angry elephant

An angry elephant is that boy that is chill and smart. But once he gets hurt, angry, or someone messes with his girl, he turns into the hulk.

Dang that's an angry elephant

by Mister.Steal.Yo.Girl August 2, 2016

An Angry Wart

An Angry Wart is a person who just can let go of a situation he or she doesn't like.

My friend is An Angry Wart over the Trump Presidency, he just can't let go of his disappointment anger and it makes him look like, and is as appealing as a wart.

by deuniqued January 22, 2017