Angry Todd

N. A person that makes themself look like an asshat for calling people out for doing something stupid when it is actually their own fault.

V. When involved in an act of sodomy the man prematurely ejaculates and then becomes extremely and excessively angry at their partner, even though the partner is frustrated and I satisfied.

Dude, you're such an Angry Todd! Don't get mad at me your stupid network configure didn't work!

Girl-Oh man! Todd, you came in my ass too fast!

Todd-welk you're the idiot with a tight asshole, you fucking idiot!
Girl- you have a little dick you Angry Todd-er!

by LargeBoner May 17, 2016

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angry baluga

when you're trying to shit, but it gets stuck halfway out of your asshole, causing you to reach in your ass to pull it out. Causes you to moan and groan like an "angry baluga"

guy 1: bro this morning I had to pull an angry baluga
guy 2: well did it come out?
guy 1: fuck yeah it did.

by thatgirlwhocries April 17, 2016

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angry elephant

An angry elephant is that boy that is chill and smart. But once he gets hurt, angry, or someone messes with his girl, he turns into the hulk.

Dang that's an angry elephant

by Mister.Steal.Yo.Girl August 2, 2016

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angry zach

Right when you're about to cum, you bitch slap and knee the chick in the pussy and spray that shit all over her face.

I angry zach'd all over her face yesterday

by Anonymous mith January 16, 2018

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An Angry Wart

An Angry Wart is a person who just can let go of a situation he or she doesn't like.

My friend is An Angry Wart over the Trump Presidency, he just can't let go of his disappointment anger and it makes him look like, and is as appealing as a wart.

by deuniqued January 22, 2017

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