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Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
by HardWorkingMechanic April 9, 2022
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Truck

"The farmer was looking to truck his surplus of apples with the local grocer in exchange for some fresh vegetables."
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
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The Monster Truck

Often times known as "The Monster Truck". A vape or smoking device used by many.
by Big Boberino December 28, 2024
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Box truck

A box shaped vehicle commonly used by moving companies,and shipping companies often seen near ship channels,back of stores,and other industrial complexs.
Random person:WHAT A FUCKING HOOPTY!
Me:GO PLAY WITH THE TRAFFIC it's a Box truck would you also like to be ran over by my box truck?
by The2Wiredproductions July 11, 2010
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Dump Truck Fire

Imagine a dump truck on fire. The garbage in the truck is, whether by accident or on purpose, on fire. The fire can be put out but not until the driver stops. Now imagine they won't stop the truck. In use, it describes a failure in leadership to address a serious problem within an organization, because to do so would mean haulting usual operation.
"The fact that our factory keeps producing vibrators with standard hardware, despite the blue prints calling for metric, is a real Dump Truck Fire!"
by Darwinsdragon April 3, 2024
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rigless truck driver

a person who wares cowboy boots , talks about truckin, hangs out at truck stops, smokes cheep cigars ,
how many times had that rigless truck driver watched smokey and the bandit
by Plenit Express July 7, 2017
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Dump truck

Stupid shit that comes out of someone's mouth.
Did you just hear that chick straight dump truck mouth ! Can't believe that stupid dump truck mouth hasn't gotten her beaten up yet!
by dsexyleggs@gmail.com June 2, 2023
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