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stinky waffle

when a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach then presses down on it with a tennis racket to make the shit look like a waffle
"what are you doing?"
"just giving my girl a stinky waffle"
by sexual_waffles October 9, 2016
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Stinky Pickle

Getting a blowjob immediately after anal sex.
Come on, Jerry, don't be a pussy. I know your asshole is sore but I really want a stinky pickle!
by XenaMarie April 24, 2018
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Stinky

Used to describe something as bad or unpleasable.
You're fortnite shirt is so stinky.
by Zyzzyx914 November 12, 2021
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Stinky Salmon

When you fuck an absolute 3 while your so croinked and zoot sandwiched and she has undiscovered stds that make her pussy smell like salmon. After you eat her pussy, you slowly turn into a salmon.
Last night, Bob Wyoming Sampson’d the fuck out of a stinky salmon. He’s become a fish!!”
by buster_hymen69420 May 6, 2022
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Stinky batch

Dirty hot load spewed over appropriate face.
Western Canada ..mid 80's
I saved up a stinky batch for her / him.
by Wayne lewis November 18, 2004
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Stinky J

A sailing coach, A best friend, and a Boss the stinky J is the ultimate package
by StinkyJentusiest February 4, 2018
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Stinky-wobbly

a period of intoxication where:

a.) You're not so drunk that you've passed out, but drank enough that your not really awake either.

b.) You're not so drunk that you've lost all control of your bodily functions and fluids... yet drunk enough that you do not remain in FULL control either... slippage and or spritzing / dripping may have occured without your knowlege.

c.) Your sober enough to have not fallen down and passed out yet, but way too drunk to actually stand upright, walk, or run.. you find yourself in a constant state of movement where as your head; lead by your upper torso sways forward, back, left and right.... your feet always moving to try and stay below your body.

d.) Do you remember a few beers ago when you went to the restroom and had trouble relieving yourself? Do you remember during your last beer you had to go again but couldn't be bothered to actually go the restroom and fumble around with zippers and buttons? Do you notice a warm or wet sensation in the back of your pants or pant leg? If yes... your now exactly one half of sinky-wobbly
- My friend and I went to the bar last night, he got sh*t faced and silly, I got stinky-wobbly, we both drank a lot!
by AffinityX July 30, 2008
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