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Zach

He do be cute doe
Man, Zach pretty heckin cute.
by lauren_islegit August 19, 2020
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zach

idiot, he is such a simp, he smells and he copies avs i simp for on roblox
by ella the noob August 23, 2020
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Zach

There are three types of Zachs out there
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
"What's his name?"
"His name is Zach."
by duderuthless August 26, 2020
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Zachary T

Zachary T, is a very attractive guy who is hot asf, cute and has a great personality.. Normally Zachary’s crush likes him back but... it’s more then like.. she loves him so much and thinks he is so attractive and hot and wants to fuck him so hard. Zachary seems to have a little bit of a dirty mind when he thinks about his crush with his friends. His crush thinks he is funny and hot.

Zachary loves to watch porn at night but can sometimes be scared he will get caught and not he allowed to date his crush.. He really wants to marry his crush and hopes she wants to marry him to.
Do you see zachary tover there?
Some girl said she wants to fuck him
by alexnadersucks September 1, 2020
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Zach Day

Calling all Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakary and all the variations of Zacs! On 12th of September, you OWN this world! We celebrate the gift of Zac being our friend/family. It’s a great day for the whole world as we celebrate all of the Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys out there. Even though there may be a definition on Urban Dictionary about how much Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys suck, but that ain’t true.

YOU’RE AWESOME ZAC/ZACH/ZAK/ZACHARY!!!!!!!
Friends of Zac: HAPPY ZACH DAY ZACH!
Zach: IT’S THE BEST DAY EVER WOOOOO!
by Unknown Birb September 9, 2020
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Zach Osterhage

The cutest little siege player youll ever meet. Osama bin Laden fanboy. Although his hair is greasy he is still a complete lassie getter.
Omg is that Zach Osterhage

I think my uterus just exploded cause he so damn fine i just want him to rail me
by Hockeyboss721 September 11, 2020
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zach shambaugh

a term used to describe a certain individual, usually a male, whom strives in being awesome and and has a butthole that is used as an universal remedy to cure all ailments. This person is usually known to have an enormous penis that is loved by all.
I have a feeling that person is trying to be a zach shambaugh after college.
by barry tyrone September 13, 2020
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