by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe
Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 2, 2022

by Hdjssssss September 20, 2019

your mom is an adopted women who thinks she is cool, she is a loser, she thinks she has tig bitties, her cuchy smells like fish
by your mum definetion October 18, 2021

Is that a moon? No that's your mom.
by DrGiantBallsDoogie May 7, 2022
