shock your mom 

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"

"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that anime cartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"

shock your mom by dipsetty January 25, 2009

Bill Nye, Your Mom's a Guy 

Bill Nye, Your Mom's A Guy. The sickest burn you'll ever see, bruhhhh.

Dude: Hey Dude You Suck!
Dudette: Bill Nye, your mom's a guy.
Dude: Brooo, why'd you say that?

Bill Nye, Your Mom's a Guy by Baran.Likes.Muffins March 12, 2019

I fucked your mom

Things that little boys say when they can't come up with an insult

¿:hey your ugly
¶:hey I fucked your mom!

I fucked your mom by Scaredchildren2392¶ July 18, 2017

Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot 

I cant go through this app without seeing these dissatisfactional pieces of shit please remove them or I will go to your house and 69 all over your furniture

Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot is a term of facts

Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot by pussydestroyingmaster42091169 June 26, 2020

fucked your mom 

often used by kids who play fortnite after you beat them in a game.

Fortnite kid: "I fucked your mom last night!".

fucked your mom by attack muffin April 26, 2021

(NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom

A word, phrase or thought that is likely to embarrass, fluster or even cause a mother to cry

Ed: I want to post to Twitter, but your mom follows me and this comment is definitely NSFYM.

Andy: NSFYM? And why does my mom follow you?

Ed: Yeah, (NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom. And, um, can you repeat the second question...

(NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom by anythingoncemaybetwice February 28, 2012

shut up your mom's gay 

A classic comeback to halt someone you don't want or care to hear.

Person you don't care to hear: so i was at school today and I wa-
You: shut up your mom's gay
Person you don't care to hear: ...(silence)

shut up your mom's gay by andbow03 February 21, 2018