play wife

Someone who plays house with a play husband. A unofficial couple with no rules or regulations

He stays in a house with his play wife.

by James48212 June 04, 2024

Brady wife

A very good looking significant other.

Did you see that chick, she’s a Brady wife for sure!

by Pasel November 06, 2023

Cock Wife

- A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).

'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'

by Sillyahh November 12, 2023

cock wife

1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.

jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore

by greenday0398 September 21, 2008

wife-court

When a wife knows the truth and a husband tries to deny it he can be overruled by wife-court.

I overruled my husband in wife-court yesterday when talking about buying or not buying a boat. We bought a new car.

by Manugga27382 July 08, 2014

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.

Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024