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Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.
I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.
by SearchFHG October 25, 2018
mugGet the Beach my whalemug.

whale backing

Having sex with an obese women in the "doggy style" position.
Last night I got so drunk I went home with that fat girl and whale backed the shit out of her. It was like trying to paint the Vatican with a No. 2 pencil. That will be the last time I get so drunk that I go whale backing
by grinch Nathan October 2, 2013
mugGet the whale backingmug.

skank whale

A large she-beast.

The woman whose creases swallow strong men whole.

Usually red of hair, likes to dance like a hippo. Skank whales are known to eat small children.
Skank whales are stupid. Usually so stupid they think they are actually smart. Known to be carriers of every known venereal disease.
That skank whale just keeps talking...I think she shit herself eeeew!
by therealdedloc July 17, 2017
mugGet the skank whalemug.

Whale

Lana Del Rey is a WHALE
by Cardibisbotched April 5, 2025
mugGet the Whalemug.

Walmart Whale

A cryptocurrency "whale" who can only afford to pump ~$100,000 USD at a time
DogeCoin Investor: "Woah dude have you seen the Whales pumping Request Network (REQ™)??"

DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"
by Smelly Toes™ August 20, 2021
mugGet the Walmart Whalemug.

Whaling

Whaling is a game where a couple of friends go out on the town and try to hook-up with larger women. When they spot a larger woman they all yell "Thar she blows!" The last guy to yell the phrase, had to then try to hook up with the woman.
Hey guys, who wants to go out "Whaling" this weekend. Last weekend I picked up a 400 pounder.
by ManOnFire3223 February 16, 2024
mugGet the Whalingmug.

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