Locust valley

Full of idiotic A-hole guys who only want pics and then block you

Good at sports but the worst guys imaginable
Ytf are they so well off?

P1: What us that guy you were telling ne about like?
P2: Oh, he's from locust valley
P1: ohh.

by LearningGuitarplayingdude January 6, 2022

The Valley Between Two Hills

the valley between two hills is a name for either the cleavage or the gap between the pair of boobs or tits on a woman.

My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.

by theBROOKESEY June 25, 2016

valley gyal

The baddest girls...There have aid,crabs,hiv you name it there have it and them like to thief phone

Boy= I see ah valley gyal ah like..

Nex Boy=Boy you mad them valley gyal sick

by iiikareemiii June 26, 2017

the green giant in the valley

The biggest, meanest, most physically intimidating bully in your environment

My former high school was reputed to have the green giant in the valley among several high schools.

by Sexydimma October 24, 2014

Castro Valley

A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.

Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.

by Who?asked? May 4, 2024

Hoosic Valley

The only place you'll want to kill yourself truly. If you're anything but the most disgusting looking, pale, hardcore christian up, blonde-brown ombre, shit talking hetero you will be sent to purgatory by someone who looks like a scratching post. People who have relations get ahead and only the people you hate will be related to the staff. There is at least 5 cases of incest going on at a time. Have fun trying to survive against people who's names probably sound like they came out of an Instagram dictionary. Also it has a terrible rating, you won't get into a good college.

Person A : Did you go to Hoosic Valley?

Person B : Yes, I almost killed myself.

by wigglewip October 3, 2022

Cache Valley Mormon

Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.

Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...

by Big Camp June 6, 2022