While your lady is casually dropping a loaf, walk in and place the tip of your member up against her forehead whilst shouting “unicorn”. She will love this…results may vary
by Maybe on Wednesday February 22, 2025
Get the Unicornmug. "He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".
by LaxTerry24 December 18, 2017
Get the unicorn sneezemug. The act of sticking the male genitalia inside the mouth of a Poopsie Slime Surprise toy and breaking your dick's crown.
John: "Did you hear that Henry got hospitalized? Apparently he got Unicorn Snapped."
Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."
Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."
by Incognito_420 February 24, 2021
Get the Unicorn Snapmug. So me and my cousins were in Florida and we were talking about the nasty and then my cousin says we need to make a code word for a dick and then my other cousin said Unicorn Forn Horn and we haven’t changed it since and btw that was in October 2018
by unicornfornhorn March 10, 2021
Get the unicorn forn hornmug. by Yesimadethisovercod January 6, 2022
Get the Unicorn butt fartmug. The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, then while laying on his back, another man inserts the dildo into his ass and begins to ride it, then the man laying down gives a hand job and licks the the other mans balls as they land on his face during the dildo riding, while also jerking himself off. Then after both parties ejaculate, they mix their cum together and open mouth kiss with the mixture in both their mouths.
by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021
Get the Generous Unicornmug. When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.
by anonymous February 18, 2022
Get the bermuda unicorn trianglemug.