Mum Banger

A friend who gets bullied so claims to have banged everyone’s mum.

Someone: shut it fatso
Robin: shut up I banged ur mum
Mum banger

by Urdaxoxoxoxoox June 11, 2018

ur mum guy

when ur mum turn to guy

ur mum guy

by ma dude bra May 23, 2019

your mum

your mum is sexy and so pretty. suck your mum

i met your mum today and she is ugly as fuck. go and suck your mum

by anonymous July 12, 2022

ur mum

a very lame come back that only losers use to defend themselves in arguments that nikal uses

"what have u done"

"your mum"

by maggiiie June 28, 2022

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

MUM

A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.

Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM

by kurma March 13, 2018

Mums

When you need to swear down on something you say ‘mums’. Commonly used in London slang.

John: did you pull last night?
Jim: yeh man I did

John: Nah, I don’t believe you

Jim: Mums! I swear I did!

by Rg113 October 10, 2018