Crab crediting is the act of trading crab (or other expensive meals and delicacies) for sexual favors.
"I heard Dave is a sugar daddy."
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"
"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"
"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"
by Dire_is_dire August 27, 2023
Get the Crab Creditingmug. When your lady friend has crabs but you cum in her anyway then french kiss the fuck outta that pussy
A: Did y'all have sex? I thought she had crabs?
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice
by Zendaia February 1, 2024
Get the Crab Rangoon Frencheemug. by Kaetyne October 11, 2014
Get the Crab Smashmug. When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements (like a crab) to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.
These people need to die.
These people need to die.
person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"
person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"
person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"
by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024
Get the Crabbingmug. by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025
Get the Misses Crabs?mug. 
Yo dude I just dumped jack Daniels down my pants to get rid of all the fuckin things down there and I got blackout crabs.
by DickWagger225 September 10, 2016
Get the Blackout Crabsmug.