Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
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Get the Busy mug.A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.
The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.
It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.
It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
by Twiggybloke February 23, 2011
Get the The Blackberry business school mug."Dude, are you wasted?"
"Yeah man, but it's cool, it's for work. I'm business wasted. See? I'm in my suit and everything."
"Yeah man, but it's cool, it's for work. I'm business wasted. See? I'm in my suit and everything."
by tiffany yo April 23, 2014
Get the business wasted mug.Busy doors, similar to very busy. Often used in online gaming, specifically warzone. Can also be used by door to door salesman to suggest a rather laborious day or work where people are likely to be home. More relevant on bank holidays or when knocking council estates where people are often home during the day.
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Get the The Business mug.One difference between a business and a residence, though both are usually owned by one or several people, is that people dont usually buy a commercial building with the intention of living in it, and people dont usually buy a residence with the intention of selling goods or services from it. Of course the owner/ proprietor of the business makes the decisions of who comes in and who goes, they own it, nobody else really has the right to make the decision but them, but a business is not the same as a residence, it has a different purpose. Looking after goods is not the same thing as looking after a family.
by Solid Mantis June 30, 2020
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