Roll the window up.
by roosterralph January 17, 2018
Get the Let the window upmug. Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.
Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.
If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.
Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.
If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023
Get the Windows Media Playermug. One who uses Windows at least twice per day, including weekends and holidays. It will always mean a lot to them, especially on trips to family, friends, and coworkers.
by Ohio River East November 27, 2021
Get the Windows power usermug. 
by DC778 August 17, 2017
Get the Window shield Sexualmug. There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.
by George Richards May 27, 2011
Get the Crooked Window Housemug. This action takes place when a woman is in the upside down vertical position ( legs in the air ) whilst two men approach her vagina and asshole atop her, back to back. The double penetration takes course as both the men bend down in opposite directions, thus, forming the magnificent double hung window.
No awkward eye contact. Just the occasional sweaty cheek rubbing.
No awkward eye contact. Just the occasional sweaty cheek rubbing.
Me and my pal double-hung windowed this floozie last night. I was much more comfortable than when we Eiffel Towered her.
by Digety June 4, 2019
Get the Double-Hung Windowmug.