spooned

to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon

John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.

by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021

Spoon

Someone who creates a lot of drama. Someone who is a sh*t-stirrer to such a large degree that they would be considered the ‘spoon’ that stirs the sh*t.

“Karen is a total spoon we can’t spend one day together without some type of drama.”

by Lord Margar December 13, 2019

kim jong spoon

*Confused Spoon Noises*

Kim Jong Spoon Will consume your soul

by ChingChongVietnam#Wong May 9, 2020

spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.

*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"

by Holy Arse August 20, 2023

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face

I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023

Slotted spoon

When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.

I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.

by MobyRichard December 19, 2023

Backpack Spoon

An alternative terminology to the traditional "big spoon" and "little spoon." Couples who argue over spooning positions may use this without disregarding convention if the smaller partner feels more comfortable cuddling from behind, with "backpack" implying that someone smaller would be strapped around the bigger partner as if they were a normal sized backpack, which is typically smaller than the individual.

Partner 1: Can I be the small spoon tonight? You always make me the big spoon and it feels wrong, ok?
Partner 2: No honey it's ok. You're the backpack spoon.

by redditgod November 4, 2024