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noodling

where your noodles don't stick to your fork
jack: what are you doing?

jan: trying to it my noodles, but it keeps noodling
by noodlish July 21, 2017
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Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool
Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!
by Bowslosski December 15, 2023
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Noodle baser

One who sucks up noodles off the base of a wiener
Mikey loves noodles and wieners so much he would be crowned king noodle baser of the year
by Stone fleshman April 5, 2020
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Noodle

A female who has the body shape of a Rigatoni that may be sleeping with your old bulk pick up trash that is possible losing his hair and probably can’t even spell Rigatoni.
see Bulk Pickup trash
"You know that skanky whore looks like a noodle...and she's sleeping with bulk pickup trash"
by ticleme February 28, 2009
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Noodle Groovin

When someone (particularly on drugs) is tweaking out and can't sit still. Usually it looks something like when a presumably cracked out person is walking down the street, talking to themselves, and dancing/groovin to music that isn't playing. Whilst performing the act, their limbs seem limp and resemble wet noodles.
Yo, did you see that guy walking down the street a minute ago? He was noodle groovin for sure... probably on the way to the liquor store.

I was on my way to work this morning and saw some crackhead straight up noodle groovin about a block away from the office. That dude was so lit I almost mistook him for the sun by accident.
by Ninjareaper (Dat/guy) August 19, 2023
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Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.
CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!
by Ghost_person579 May 6, 2020
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Boop noodle

by Devonthedumbo January 25, 2021
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