Fresh Air

What I call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Carlton Fresh

The act of a male docking with Carlton Banks on the set of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"

I did a Carlton fresh the other day, and I haven't been the same since.

by Jonny Frosty November 1, 2013

Fresh Grievious

An act of intimate romance in a threesome, the Fresh Grievious involves the co-operation of 2 females and a male.
With the male lying down, a female partner with the other behind her would give the unreluctant male a handjob from both of their hands resulting in a total of 4 hands on the male's genitalia. In a stroking pattern, the leading female would force the male's genitals onto her chest repeatedly while screaming in pain. The male has no other option but to tolerate the pain and agony along with the sweet pleasure of a 4 hand jackoff.

husband : i'm feeling kinky today, honey

wife : lemme call Emily, we've been wanting to do the Fresh Grievious since Star Wars.

by zukelliot September 5, 2012

faux fresh

Cornbread that is topped with butter and microwaved. It's like it's fresh, but it's not.

Can sometimes refer to any room temperature food that is revamped via butter and microwave. But mostly just cornbread.

They have cornbread in the dining hall today! Faux fresh time!!

by madam333 January 22, 2011

fresh jar of skippy

Slang for anal sex following extensive rimming or a good lubing

Q: How was the anal?
A: Smoother than a fresh jar of skippy

by CovidConvo May 26, 2022

fresh damian

Fresh Damian is coming from Australia, and that quote often.

Please bring me some fresh Damian, cold and juicy.

by MehmetTellsAlwaysTheTruth June 1, 2022

Fresh Pump

When your muscles temporary expand or get more defined after a quick bursts of workouts

Let's go to the gym and get a fresh pump.

by TDogz07 February 9, 2024