Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
by Seven86 June 27, 2024

by Fruit Hunter August 16, 2023

When the bottom parts of ones hair (typically long and wavy) become dry, dehydrated and/or grass-like texture after repeated dying and/or poor grooming habits.
Did Awni dye her hair again? Oof— and straightened it? AND used cheap drug store hairspray?! You know she’s gonna have witchy ends.
by AwniOoni September 17, 2021

Someone who is well endowed, both in the pants and in personality. Usually the life of the party, confident but not overly cocky. Easily the coolest person in the room.
"I got to talk to Hansel at the party last night, I think I'm in love! He is so interesting, and great in bed."
"You and everyone else Britney, he's black on both ends!"
"You and everyone else Britney, he's black on both ends!"
by 6tee9er August 7, 2022

An alternate ending of the famous 177013 doujin where we see Josuke Higashikata, a jojo's bizarre adventure charachter who can heal persons. During his appearance using the manga panels, he heals the girl from 177013, thus giving her a good ending.
"Man, 177013 is truly sad, i feel bad for her"
"Don't worry, read the josuke ending, you'll pray it's canon"
"Don't worry, read the josuke ending, you'll pray it's canon"
by Mollan Religion March 19, 2024

When you have simultaneous explosive diarrhea and projectile vomit, most frequently from poor dietary decisions.
by Mfergu3 April 25, 2024
