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The Jones

UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.
Man i was so drunk last night i ended up wakin up with a bad case of the Jones
by Young JIZZA October 15, 2009
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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Ciaran Jones

Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.
woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.

Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones
by hunky hendo May 23, 2022
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state ah jones

state of märshall jònes
wheres my money? state ah jones
by wakansa January 20, 2021
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sage jones

A very pretty girl and nice with a huge ass. But her chest is almost completely flat because more often than not she cheerleader or dances.
Sage jones is such a all rounded person except for her boobs.
by Head @$$ May 6, 2018
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Harri Jones

The best Human on the planet and And Jack is a dum shit
Harri is cool and epic and everyone likes him
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
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