cancer hat

used to describe the type of hair cut that many guys seem to want these days to make themselves look like they are doing chemotherapy

a customer walks into a barber shop and asks for it cancer hat style close to the scalp with extra chemo the barber looks confused the customer says you know like Voldemort the barber says oh okay bald it is

by superiorbreed August 11, 2018

leprechaun hat

much better than an asshat, and still why you dont fall asleep first at parties

when you spend a night of drinking and debauchery, and fail to remain the last man standing, you sometimes have to wear the leprechaun hat.

by jebus082 February 24, 2012

mushroom hat

A hat that makes your head look like a dick.

Jules is hearing her Mushroom Hat. What a dickhead!

by TotallyNotMark April 12, 2021

Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

hat aids

a disease that affects half she-male half hat people. can only be cured by a hat transplant

poor catherine has hat aids, she needs a hat transplant

by deanwhelan February 19, 2008

Peanut Hat

A hat in the shape of a peanut or something that makes you win a laughing contest.

Boy 1: Yo nice peanut hat!
Boy 2: Thanks!

or

(Laughing Contest)

Boy 1: I like pretzel shoes.
Boy 2: Peanut Hat?

Boy 1: HAHAHAAHHAHAHHA LMAO!
Boy 2: I win :)

by EggSauce November 12, 2010

Hat smacking

The art of masterbation in a frantic, more vigiorously & rushed fashion.

Edward was hat smacking in the attempt to crack one off before his mum came home with the shopping.

by leatherism June 15, 2009