poo monkey

A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.

Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.

by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005

brass monkey

A drink made from mixing a 40oz bottle of malt liquor with orange juice. Commonly on tha street, this is done by drinking your 40 to the top of its label, then filling it to the top with OJ. This drink was popularized in the Beastie Boys song, "Brass Monkey"

"I'll down a 40 dog in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp" Excerpt from "Brass Monkey"

by Mondo Gecko September 26, 2005

shit monkey

The undeniable cause for morning breath. A screeching monkey that spends it's nighttime hours visiting households around the world, with the sole purpose of shitting in the sleeping occupant's mouth.

That damn shit monkey got me again today. He always visits after a heavy night of drinking.

by Dustin Holub April 16, 2004

cum monkey

A promiscuous, petite woman who enjoys performing fellatio anytime, anywhere.

Check out that little cum monkey! Looks like she's ready 'n' rarin' to go!

by mr new booty June 11, 2006

Monkey Paw

An adjective; describing one's tendency to hold on to many items collected at random displaying extreme resistance to discard. Monkey paw is often prevalent in those who use stimulants and can strike at any moment. It is especially apparent when a person is trying to accomplish a simple task such as screwing in a lightbulb.

Oh boy! Looks like monkey paw is in full force today!... (as I look down and I'm white knuckling pliers, nail polish, a lighter I had given up on looking for, a bottle of water in my wing, and a paint brush).

by Laura Kroft May 17, 2018

butt monkey

A Butt-Monkey is someone who worships another person. They laugh at all their jokes whether they're funny or not, they think they're great even when they're not and generally strive to spend as much time with that person as they can. The person the Butt-Monkeys follow is called a Butt-Monkey King or Queen.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

dick monkey

A dick monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their dick for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.

can be used in conjunction with cheese eating:
Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey.
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!

by Tomster1988 July 11, 2006