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Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs
Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020
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Steve

A word. Something to do with magic. A name that gives an outcome of a humans general outlooks and targets in the game of religion.

Snaked, with an S.

Judged , with a Tut.
Begrudged with positivity , with E’ve.

Try it. Didn’t work for me.
Steve!

Alan!

Typical. !
by MRS_WRITE November 27, 2019
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steve howey

Steve howey is ms lamia in disguise
“hey is that ms lamia?” “no you bobz it’s ME Steve howey… (shv)”
by stevehoweysegg February 13, 2023
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Pull a Steve

To aid your best friend's fiance in cheating on him while he is out of the country. Then, said best friend, finds out that he is being played while still out of the country.

End result:

1.Loss of some of closest friends.

2.An actual (hopefully) long lasting relationship (better than, now ex-best friend's relationship with fiance).

3. The satisfaction of it actually being worth it and willingness to do it again if you had a time machine.
"Why aren't we hangin out with Bob tonight?"
"Cause he totally pulled a Steve with Jane."

"Don't be pullin a Steve on me while I'm gone, dude."

"I would so pull a Steve on Bob just to be with Jane."
by Ron Burgandy? May 16, 2010
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Steve

A finger puppet (raccoon) that many harrass unrentlessly and put through indescribable pain
"Me and my friend beat up steve and play tennis with him as the tennis ball"
by Albertomybeloved July 31, 2022
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Steve

The most amazing boy you will ever meet. The love of everyone's life even if they dont know it yet.- from your love.
Man-you know steve?
Woman‐ ya that's my boyfriend!
by Babydickenergyman November 18, 2020
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Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????
Steve wilks yet again updated examples

University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?

Um athletes: of fuck no!

1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)

#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?

(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF

(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired

#3

(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
by Bleeding guns December 15, 2021
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