shake the snake

Just another definition for jerking off, wanking, masturbating - whatever you wanna call it.

"Man, I´m so horny I´d hump that fat MILF over there"
"Shit, you´re gross. I´d rather shake the snake then climbing on that"

by Pope on Dope November 28, 2016

Indonesian Water snake

When a male and female counterpart engage in an intense session of ass- eating... underwater.

I heard you popped and Indonesian water snake on that bimbo. Nice, bro.

by uberdriverwithaids January 1, 2017

Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017

skinning the snake

When you are so addicted to masturbating you shred off layers of skin

Man, i had to go to the hospital cause i was skinning the snake

by SSEARS44 October 6, 2017

Kentucky Brown Snake

The long, hard, typically painful and toilet winding rope of uncomfortable shit that feels like you just pooped out every jagged edge and square mile of the State of Kentucky.

Five days and four laxatives later, I pinched out the worst Kentucky Brown Snake in the entire history of recorded history!

by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018

Stroke the snake

Another way to say masturbate

“Whatever , don’t act like you guys don’t stroke the snake either”

by Scorpio Zeus February 26, 2018

pee pee snake

It's your dick Dood.

Dude: imma whip out my pee pee snake.

by Hey_man1256 May 14, 2018