Carmel Smack

When you have to poop and your friend won't stop talking, and a turd pops out of your butthole and snacks your panties
Janice: so like I was saying the party is going to be great..

Me: sorry Janice but if I don't get to the bathroom I'm going to Carmel Smack.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.
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What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.
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smack the wop

A phrase used to describe hitting a vape. Smack= hit. Wop= vape.
Let me go smack the wop in the bathroom real quick bro.
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smack bean

A very big smackhead
Jude is an absolute Smack Bean!’ Said Lexie
by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019
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