Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

Reverse Slip n Slide

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.

Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!

by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020

Oklahoma water slide

This is when a girl is riding your cock and she pisses while sliding up and down your shaft so much she slides right off.

Man, this chick and I were banging after drinking all night, she ended up in the floor after an Oklahoma water slide.

by Daddy Big Balls June 11, 2021

Slide off of your tray

To inhale smoke of a pill tray

"Can I get a slide off of your tray bro"? I got a dollar for a slide bro!!

by Big Daddy Dickums March 26, 2024

Slide

Upset, Get In On Ya

I’m really about to slide on you, for speaking to me any type of way.

by WooBear March 30, 2024

coke slide

Name given to a straw cut up into short sections used to consume cocaine.

'Nah man, put your rolled up $5 away,I already cut up some coke slides'

by Thief Ledger October 5, 2018

dolan slides

Slide on shoe that you look at them, and automatically have to ask where on earth could someone purchase them. These shoes or slides are aften sported by dolan herself. They come in various unusual styles. Occasionally, they appear as though she has personally designed them. This is because no one else would ever wear them. They are usually in nuetral dark tones such as navey blue, dark navey blue, or light navey blue.

Hey naz, did you see those dolan slides? Those are the weirdest shoes ive ever seen, who would ever wear those funky slides.

by Dolanator Is Hot September 20, 2008