Fat and hated by his brothers Strong Bad and Strong
Mad, this depressing
loser doesn't get out much, and when he does, it's to go to Clash of the Titans Conventions.
"I like board games more than most people. And by that I
mean that I like board games more than most people do, but by that I also
mean that I like board games more than I like most people. Like this one
time, I was playing the Game of Life against Hi-Ho Cheerio..."