Mauba Snap

When someone sends you a snap of literally nothing. A wall picture or a black screen.

“He just sent me a Mauba Snap!”

“He must not be interested in you.”

by KoshoKS November 17, 2022

Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma

I just burned you, what are you gonna do about it

Person1: u ugly
Person2: not as ugly as you! Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma

Person1: bruh

by Nubnoob9 February 27, 2023

snap n crap

when you get so mad you poop!

A: wow sam got so mad in our meeting today he really snapped n crapped
B: A snap n crap?! god I hate when that happens to me

by talisman.boys January 07, 2025

synapse snap

A situation whereas yo wife has a momentary mental spazz status post u complaining about some work situation.

Me: Honey what's with a bit of a serious face for the past day and half?

Her: Oh nothin but if I hear about your work bs one more time, this crackpot is gonna land on yo face as it has caused me a synapse snap one time already, fool!

by agent009.5 January 09, 2014

Snapping turtle

Sex position, involves having sex with only the protruding head of a turtle (usually of the snapping variety). Bonus points if the shell vibrates.

Abby: Dude why are you bleeding like that

Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well

by Lakelesbos69 August 31, 2021

Snapping Turtle

A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.

Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?

by RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers August 31, 2023

snap snipe

Screen-shotting a snap chat from a friend and using for personal use.

"What the fuck Dillon you snap sniped my selfie of hipster me?"
-John

by MohFugga February 26, 2016